Reading Funny Tweets 9/17/21  

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Bob Ross Ahjussi
Bob Ross Ahjussi 18 hours ago
Me: *almost died* Mom:" It's because of that damn phone"
E Marcotte
E Marcotte 2 days ago
I'm Single Taken Never gonna give you up
Jaydyn Nelson
Jaydyn Nelson 5 days ago
Me: I got Covid My Mom: it's cuz of that God damn phone
Wolfegirl1155 5 days ago
Ciara Cahill
Ciara Cahill 5 days ago
black people
black people 5 days ago
Guys my battery is on 1 percuce
Danaka Webb
Danaka Webb 6 days ago
Motorology Subject
im ⚪single ⚪taken ⭕ dunno
louai ayou
louai ayou 6 days ago
Bro that my mom
Marvel_ simp%
Marvel_ simp% 7 days ago
"My stomach hurts" Mom'' because of that phone" Nah it's because of the coffee I drink at 12:00 am on a school night
Jade Mcquiddy
Jade Mcquiddy 8 days ago
The way he said. “ Tis I again”
Agt_ Ruby
Agt_ Ruby 9 days ago
I laugh when someone else laughs (Yes, I'm crazy) so my mom always comes in the room when I watch these videos and questions my sanity
Medel Alburo
Medel Alburo 10 days ago
You ever just watch the perfect show and think "Nah let's look for a whole hour for something else." You ever get in trouble but ur not allowed to go somewhere else so you just staring like ._. I be getting pre-annoyed by some random stuff like a miss placed bannana. When I'm done with the assignment early I be organizing my desk in the weirdest ways. I be telling my self stuff like "let's start working out...tomorrow" then tomorrow stretches into a month, than never. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100
Lee Hitashi
Lee Hitashi 11 days ago
The first one is sadly true for me, it hurts
Sean&Michelle Crosetti
And yet they are on there phone 24.7
ATC Vex 11 days ago
Bernard Htun
Bernard Htun 11 days ago
This is the funniest video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bernard Htun
Bernard Htun 11 days ago
I can't stand it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bernard Htun
Bernard Htun 11 days ago
Bernard Htun
Bernard Htun 11 days ago
This is so funny
Bernard Htun
Bernard Htun 11 days ago
The first one is the funniest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
angel jenny
angel jenny 12 days ago
When he said it's because of that phone LOL LOL LOL LOL
Seema Qudrat
Seema Qudrat 12 days ago
Im doing some thing Bat fat sat rat at ,mat coat splat cat Oops opulence just sent you an invite
Carlton Grace
Carlton Grace 12 days ago
Me: My stomach hurts Mom: drink some water Me:🤔🤷‍♀️
Nivrithi G
Nivrithi G 13 days ago
Me: mom my leg hurts Mom:it's because of that damn phone Me:🤨😐😑😶
Nia Holloway
Nia Holloway 14 days ago
Me:*sees double text thing* Also me: double text what about quadruple text.(yes I have done it)
Gaysha Glover
Gaysha Glover 15 days ago
So true
hannaa h
hannaa h 16 days ago
me : still doesn’t understand the texts
Your favorite duck
Your favorite duck 17 days ago
I would take off my shoes if some one stepped on the back of it
•itz Gacha sparkle•
Mom my stomach is hurting It's bc of that phone Mom my ankle is hurting It's bc of that phone Mom i am feeling sleepy It's bc of that phone ............iTs bC oF this pHoNE.
Caramel Mocha
Caramel Mocha 18 days ago
Mom's do hate phones that much.
Raahul Pooran
Raahul Pooran 18 days ago
The last one was accurate af
lilly Merida
lilly Merida 18 days ago
When someone gives you a flat tire and you have flats on makes sense but if you wearin HEELS and you get one..... And it was on PURPOSE...... That’s just plain sad
Karaq 19 days ago
Wait so I can make money laughing and saying elite? *Sign me up*
s0phia Klingbeil
s0phia Klingbeil 19 days ago
Me: ⚪️ taken ⚪️single ⭕️ never doing anything all day
Kaynara Valentine
Kaynara Valentine 19 days ago
Netflix one was so relatable
Trixy Witch
Trixy Witch 19 days ago
I want that last one to be a thing tho
NK squad😊😳
NK squad😊😳 19 days ago
I had mc donalds today I looked at them fries like you cold I am not gonna reheat them they will taste like dirt 😝
My mom told me that the best part about being a mom is getting rid of the baby car seat to find McDonald’s fries under it
Jeff 21 day ago
Jeff 21 day ago
Noi is epic
Noi is epic 22 days ago
Me: i saw somebody commit genocide My mom: its because of its phone
sunnyglitch 22 days ago
Me: *gets covid and is gonna die* Mom: *it's because of the damn electronic's*
BombList 22 days ago
The first one though 😂😂😂
Dragon Sin Meliodas Garcia
Arm gets cut off Mom:it’s cuz of that fking phone
Akisha magdalene Perello
My mom: my head hurts Me : it's your phone mom Her:hand over your phone young lady Me but you always say it to me why can't I say it back to you😔😔😭😭😠😠ಥ‿ಥ ಠ_ಠ
Akisha magdalene Perello
The first one super relatable ಠ_ಠ like REALLY RELATABLE like if I say I'm in pain my mom always said it's because of that damn phone like it's not my fault I tripped over a fucking rock I'm not even using my damn phone mom!! ಠ_ಠ And they would take my phone away my phone didn't even do anything wrong and it's getting blame by every fucking thing ಥ╭╮ಥ😭😭😠😠
joebaby1975 23 days ago
That third one. “When mom lets you push the cart 🛒 and your looking at a cute boy and ram it into the back of her legs”.
osa na r
osa na r 23 days ago
Dad: *Takes my phone* Me: *Knowing that my mom is going to give me her phone* Me *Bye*
Ulzii Oyunchimeg
Ulzii Oyunchimeg 23 days ago
I can relate to the first one
•Sunshine• 24 days ago
when someone stepped on my shoe* me:U serious rn?
✨ P E R S O N ✨
I'm sick and my mom used this exuse
Quddusiyyah Arendse
The third one is always me
Introvert 2101
Introvert 2101 24 days ago
Me: Mom!!! I have 24 broken bones from ska- Mom: 😑 Me: Yup ok fine Mom: Say it...😑 Me: ok ok it was the phone🙄 (but it really was skating this time😔) Mom: WHAT WAS THAT!!!😡 Me: I SAID THAT IN MY HEAD WHAT THE HECK BRO!!!🤨😐😳
Tsuki's Dinosaur
Tsuki's Dinosaur 25 days ago
Why is nobody talking about this one New co-worker: what we do now? Me: shidd I usually hide around this time
Kizaco 25 days ago
My mom is a registered nurse so she always be like: it’s sinus drainage
L̶ µ ɱ д
L̶ µ ɱ д 25 days ago
It’s so true though-
Foxy vs Freddy Fazbear
Hey...mom...mom? Who tf bought your kid 'that phone'?
Markipaine Reacts
Markipaine Reacts 25 days ago
Me: X single X taken ✅ building my empire Literally no one: Taken but I'm tired of all the nagging
•Kakashi_Simp• 25 days ago
To my mom everything is my phone's fault. Me: *fell asleep in class* Mom: it's your phone's fault Me: I'm hungry My mom: you missed breakfast because of your phone Me: *get's bad grade's* Mom: your grounded from your phone (I'm literally allowed to do anything but play on my phone it's like not being grounded but you lose your day and have to figure out something else to do)
CircusBabyplayz E
CircusBabyplayz E 26 days ago
Child: my stomach hurts Mom: bc ur always on that phone Also mom's 0.0000.1 half a sec later : *Texting away on phone for 82663 hours*
Pankaj Gupta
Pankaj Gupta 26 days ago
Me-mom my legs hurting Mom-its cuz of that freaking phone Me-what is happening
The man Who Lahugs At Everthing
Tiffany Wanko
Tiffany Wanko 26 days ago
Me: 👍🏻Single 👎🏻Taken 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻Weird AF!!!!!!!
BOO! 27 days ago
my mom gets mad at me cuz I double text my “friends” when they don’t answer me. Like WHY U GOING THRU MY MESSAGES ANYWAYS 😭
random_stuff w/me
random_stuff w/me 27 days ago
* Comes home from hospital * "mom im dieing" mom: iz bekuz uv dat fone
‹°Yeontae› 27 days ago
It would be amazing if you react for bts memes please please please please please please
Jobelle Macalinao
Jobelle Macalinao 27 days ago
O.O That's true
BD4G 28 days ago
I just stepped on the back of my crushes shoe yesterday and I think I made her pissed off a little lol
Chaima Andich
Chaima Andich 28 days ago
My friend, if we walk, she'd step on the back of my shoe the whole time, and she means to do it.
GIMPY 28 days ago
pepe 28 days ago
The first one is true lol
Christine Naidoo
Christine Naidoo 28 days ago
Why is the first one so true😗👉👈
Ēåğłē-Çhåń 28 days ago
The fact that the double text one is me Me opening my chat rooms: TIS I
Oceania Productions
Put This in the next meme video Usa when McDonald's: good Russia: SPELL IT LIKE THIS SON!
Lara-chan UwU
Lara-chan UwU 28 days ago
Me: I have belly pain. Step-mom (the Bane of my life): your 'belly' can't hurt. Me: it hurts somewhere between my boobs and my hip, and I have zero sense of a more focussed area/organ. So it's fing belly pain. Step-mom: belly pain isn't real. Me: aight remember when I had belly pain at my moms and ended up with an emergency gallbladder removal? Stepmom: it was not your "belly" thou. Ps: yeah my granny had to pick me up from elementary veryyy often because I was crying in pain and step-mom wouldnt believe it as long as I could walk. As if a child knew what a stomach, a colon or a liver is.
Meladi M
Meladi M 28 days ago
This whole vid is "facts on facts" Oh, and the shoe thing- called a flat tire
PoppylovesHP 28 days ago
TheDiamondMaster 28 days ago
I absolutely love the second one
TheDiamondMaster 28 days ago
Yeah re-heating any fast food food is NOT the same.
CuppedTea 28 days ago
me : **is ever so slightly sick** my mom : **its because of that phone** me who barely uses my phone : **i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you, now perish before me unintellectual mortal**
Me: my arm hurts Mum: its that damn phone, I shouldn't have got you one Reality: my cousin squishing me and bending my arm backwards
Alois Trancy
Alois Trancy 29 days ago
Well mom can't do "blame it on the phone" thing time
Amya 29 days ago
Me:mom i have cancer Mom:it's because of tat damn phone
anot 29 days ago
pin this if i trick you read more
jerrid hobart
jerrid hobart 29 days ago
The shoe one omg if i was wearing converse ide just cry
Galixy Wolf
Galixy Wolf 29 days ago
Purplecloud 29 days ago
Me: *doesn't feel too well and needs a rest* Mom: its because of the phone!
ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍᵘⁿˢ ψ
Benellect is the only tweet jokes reader i've ever seen who doesn't put the distorted effect on his voice and i'm living for it
Happiness D
Happiness D 29 days ago
The first one is so true
Alexanne jaide Q arenas
Me:mom i don't feel good Mom:ITS BECAUSE OF THAT PHONE (Acurate)
Sadbd.4522 29 days ago
If it were my mom Me: ouch my stomach hurts My mom: cuz of those damn AirPods
Nikki_Lushie 29 days ago
In my household and those of my co-workers. .. "My stomach hurts" US: "have you pooped? When was the last time? Did it look normal?"
xXGirl~FoxyXx 29 days ago
The first one is relatable except my dad everything is because of the phone it's like man you give me freaking depression can I at least have some happiness
Stefania Leah Kalab
I actually laughed at the second one. 😂 That’s definitely me (with good friends).
Purple Bunny
Purple Bunny 29 days ago
But for if I have a sick or other My Mom: vicks
Glacier 29 days ago
I love that they are not only funny but most of the time REALLY accurate
chiken pigeon
chiken pigeon 29 days ago
Mom: my head hurts. Me: it's because of that phone.
Sophia Bridgeman
Sophia Bridgeman 29 days ago
Im ⚪ single ⭕Taken ⚪Kinda weird, not gonna lie